Archive for December, 2009

DarkStar One

Well I don’t normally review everything I buy/see/touch but I review things that I find amazing/interesting.(Ill stop doing the / thing now).

I bought Darkstar One from gog.com because I was browsing the game list shouting out names of games to a co-worker when cam across Darkstar One he said “buy it it’s a game like Freelancer!”. So I forked over the money and commenced the huge 4.2 GB download.

Darkstar One is a shooter/RPG space simulator that resembles Freelancer in every way. It has a weird alien plot and a story line so obvious I knew how it would end after the opening cut scene.

However, the game play itself makes up for it faults.

Something about blowing random ships into another dimension with rockets while rolling and fighting of fighters is extremely satisfying. You can be a pirate, a merchant, a bounty hunter or a serial killer for all the game cares.


Why you would ever want to play this game in 1st person? You will find yourself press F4(to switch to 3rd person) when ever you start/load a new game.

The upgrade system is also a little wired as I found my self upgrading towards the indestructible plasma shield as quickly as possible and upgrading the ship to move faster and carry more turrets(auto aiming wonders). After that I just went on killing sprees as nothing in the universe could stop me.

The story is kind of weird too. I find myself confused during more of the missions and not knowing what was going on.

(Spoiler highlight to see it) Also, you don’t get the girl! In every medium of story telling, the hero always gets the girl!!!! Except the Zelda series(end spoiler).

In conclusion Darkstar One is weird but one of my favorite games of all time. It is available DRM free, it has amazing graphics, and being able to redirect power from weapons to shields is just so cool!

GO BUY IT!


Game Maker 8

AHHHHHHHH! Well, after my lovey dovey review of Avatar I caught up on some blogs I read and I discovered that my old friend Game Maker(GM) and my sworn enemy DRM had hooked up and created a bastard love child… GM8!

I have always had a tender place in my heart of Game Maker. It syntax was like Python, its community was like middle school and its games where like Electronic Arts games. However, following the disastrous release of GM7 with Soft Wrap Yoyo games swore to never again use Soft Wrap. DONG! Their doing it again! Yoyo games must be run by worthless mindless English wankers.(Trying to convey my message without swearing, and apologies to all other English people.) WHY? WHY? Damn it! Why must you screw us over with DRM? People pirate your software because it has DRM! And or it not worth paying for!

If you want to use Game Maker go pick up a version of GM5 which is the last version to be DRM free and work.

I will be pulling my good games/posts off of GMC and Yoyo games and leave it to its overwhelming piles of crappy games.

Cheers Yoyo Games you lost a loyal customer with your own greed.

I hope you and DRM are happy together.

You broke my heart!

Hit up http://www.messy-mind.net/ for some anti GM programs.

Avatar

Well, I saw one of the most beautiful pieces of art today. It wasn’t a painting, it wasn’t a photograph it was a movie. Avatar is a perfect piece of modern story telling. I head people ranting and raving about it and I thought “what the heck ill go see it”. O my goodness it is worth every penny of the $200 million it cost to create.

To see something that beautiful brought tears to my eyes. The 3d in Avatar is not that fake hand coming out at you 3d. It’s more like the 3d we see every day. Like your friends face or being shot at by the police kind of 3d.

The story telling was a bit new agey though… “They killed their planet!” and “there is no more green!” where prominently placed. I could have gone with a little less global warming crap but that’s just me.

Every one in that movie should get a boat load of awards and I hope it makes good money.

Now I hope James Cameron does the right thing and releases this DRM free on DVD. I know he never will but nerdy people like me with watch this movie over and over and it will became a geek staple like Star Wars. Go see Avatar in 3d!